The 

population of this country is 300 million.

160 

million are retired. 

That leaves 140 million to do the 

work. 

There are 85 million in school. 

Which leaves 55 million to do the work. 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the  

federal government. 

Leaving 20 million to do the work. 

2.8 million are in the armed forces

preoccupied 

with killing Osama 

Bin-Laden.. 

Which leaves 17.2 

million to do the work. 

Take from that total the 15.8 

million people who work for state and city 

Governments. And that 

leaves 1.4 million to do the work. 

At any given 

time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. 

Leaving 

1,212,000 to do the work. 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people 

in prisons. 

That leaves just two people to do the 

work. 

You and me. 

And there 

you are, 

Sitting on your behind, 

Nice.   Real nice.