Bright side of bad days
There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a
really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs
my drink and gulps it down in one swig.“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as
I burst into tears.“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I
can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete
failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When
I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and
I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took
home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and
then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end
to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here
watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you ass hole, show
up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s
your day going?”
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