CURTAIN RODS—-Priceless

By , May 2, 2012 6:54 pm

CURTAIN RODS—-Priceless

She spent the first day
packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she
had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she
sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by
candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of spring water.

When she had finished,
she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells
dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the
kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was
bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house
began to smell.

They tried everything;
cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for
dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung
everywhere.

Exterminators were
brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a
few days.

And in the end they even
paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.!!!

People stopped coming
over to visit.

Repairmen refused to
work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they could not
take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even
though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
stinky house.

Word got out and
eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to
borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the
man and asked, ‘Oh, how are things going’?

He told her the saga of
the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home
terrible and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had
no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of
what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that
very day.

She agreed and within
the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and
his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything
to take to their new home……

And to spite the
ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING,
DON’T YOU ?!?!?

Life…is the hardest
teacher…

it gives you the test
before the lesson, no review, no quiz and then…no retakes.

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