The Ant and the Grasshopper or “Change you can believe in”
The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different … Two Different Versions …. Two Different Morals
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN
VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the
winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. come winter, the shivering
grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
he is cold and starving.
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a
country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on NBC with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green…’ the Labor Unions stage a demonstration in front of the ant’s
house where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.” Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel down to
pray for thegrasshopper’s sake. President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher
Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper’s plight. Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview on NBC
that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him
pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government GreenCzar and given to the grasshopper. The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his
free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just
happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn’t maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the
snow, never to be seen again The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is
taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood. The entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in 2012. This Nation can’t take any more “change you can believe in”
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