Upside-down America

By , June 29, 2012 8:11 pm


You know you live in an Upside-down Land if…

A Muslim officer crying “Allah Akbar” while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed “Workplace Violence”, while an American citizen boasting a Tea Party bumper sticker is classified by the Secretary of Homeland Security as a “Domestic Terrorist”.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You can get arrested for expired tags on your car, but not for being in the country illegally.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… A seven year-old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher “pretty” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectl acceptable.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of “underprivileged” drug addicts are left to rot in filth-infested

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the “State’s” dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with cell phones, EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… The government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks to not work.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the U.S. Constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines in the media.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You pay your mortgage faithfully, while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage, buys iphones, big screen TVs and new cars, and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage with your tax dollars.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Your government can add anything it wants to your kid’s water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.), but you are not supposed to give them whole milk.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe”.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You have to have your parents’ signature to go on a school field trip, but not to get an abortion.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA, but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

Unfortunately, this list could go on and on. Our world has been
turned upside-down.


What has happened to common sense?

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An old man, a boy & a donkey

By , June 26, 2012 4:45 pm

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people
who remarked “What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding.”

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later they passed some people who remarked “What a shame…. he makes that
little boy walk.”

So they then decided they’d both walk!

Soon they passed some more people
who remarked “They’re really stupid to walk
when they have a decent donkey to ride.”

So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying “How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.”

The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone,

you might as well… Kiss your ass goodbye!

Have A Nice Day

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Chicken plucker

By , June 26, 2012 4:21 pm

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This is awesome! How Great is our God!!!

By , June 11, 2012 2:56 pm


This is awesome!  How  Great is our God!!!

Our Creator and Redeemer . . . and do we THINK about it ??? God’s accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs.. . . . .

For example:

-the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;

-those of the canary in 14 days;

-those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;

-The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;

-those of the mallard in 35 days;

-The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.

(Notice, they are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!)

God’s wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant.
The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same
direction. No other quadruped is so made.
God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to
live on two legs. For this reason He gave
it four fulcrums so that it can rise rom the ground easily.

The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first.
A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first.
How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation!

God’s wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of
sections and segments, as well as in the number
of grains.

-Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind.

-Each orange has an even number of segments.

-Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.

-Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.

-Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and
each row decreases by one, so that one row has an
even number and the next row an odd number.

-The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute
in all kinds of weather.

All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks,
and the Lord specified thirty fold, sixty fold, and a hundred fold
all even numbers.

God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day. Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory  containing the right
kind of soil, moisture and temperature,  he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed!

The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way  for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life. If you try to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a
failure. Only the One Who made the brain and the heart can successfully  guide them to a profitable end.

The  Bible

When  you carry “the Bible”, Satan has a headache,
when you open it, he collapses,

when he sees you  reading it, he loses
his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God,

Satan can’t hurt  you!  And did you also know…

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By , May 11, 2012 1:11 pm


I never really liked the terminology “Old Farts” but this makes
me feel better about it.

And if you ain’t one, I bet ya you know one!

I got this from an “Old Fart” friend of mine!



I’m passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart
receiving it. Actually, it’s not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.

  • Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the
    playing of the National Anthem. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at
    attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe
    in them.
  • Old Farts remember World War II, Pearl Harbor , Guadalcanal
    , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The
    Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing. They remember the 50 plus
    Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .
  • If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will
    apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his
    cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.
  • Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when
    walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
  • Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of
    women and children and they don’t like any filth or dirty language on TV
    or in movies.
  • Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They
    seldom brag unless it’s about their children or grandchildren.
  • It’s the Old Farts who know our great country is protected,
    not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving
    their country.

    This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of
    responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.

    We need them now more than ever.

    Thank God for Old

    Pass this on to all the “Old Farts” you know.

I was taught to respect my elders….It’s just getting harder to find them.

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By , May 2, 2012 6:54 pm


She spent the first day
packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she
had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she
sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by
candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of spring water.

When she had finished,
she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells
dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the
kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was
bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house
began to smell.

They tried everything;
cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for
dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung

Exterminators were
brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a
few days.

And in the end they even
paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.!!!

People stopped coming
over to visit.

Repairmen refused to
work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they could not
take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even
though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their
stinky house.

Word got out and
eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to
borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the
man and asked, ‘Oh, how are things going’?

He told her the saga of
the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home
terrible and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had
no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of
what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that
very day.

She agreed and within
the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and
his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything
to take to their new home……

And to spite the
ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!

DON’T YOU ?!?!?

Life…is the hardest

it gives you the test
before the lesson, no review, no quiz and then…no retakes.

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The New Bad American?; not on my watch

By , April 30, 2012 8:25 pm


I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive’s Worst Nightmare.

I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker.
Thats me!

I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in American products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary, Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don’t work!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to Anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.

I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers,and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted By the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and  Change your own country!

This is AMERICA …We like it the way it is and more so the way it was …so stop trying to Change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country!

If you were born here and don’t like it… You are free to move to any Socialist country that will  Have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the Washington
D.C., the seat  Of our biggest problems.

I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, Where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution?

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of  What  color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it’s good…. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money..

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who Should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me  Into making ‘donations’ to their cause…. Get a job and do your part to support
yourself and  Your family!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents….

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

We want our country back!

My Country….. I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution  & the War of 1812.

My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War.

My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War.

My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War.

My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I.

My father watched as his friends died in WW II.

I watched as my friends died in Vietnam , Panama & Desert Storm.

My son watched & bled as his friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq .

None of them died for the Mexican Flag.

Everyone died for the American flag.

Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole,  other students took it down. Guess who was expelled…the students who took it down.

California high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

Enough is enough

This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .

We’ve bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I’m taking a stand.

I’m standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country,  and for the American flag.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I’m against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

1. Get a sponsor !

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !

3. Live by OUR rules !

4. Get a job !

5. Pay YOUR Taxes !

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !

7. NOW find a place to lay your head !

We’ve gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

Only AMERICANS seems to care when American Citizens are being offended !

UP America ! ! !

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I was shocked, confused, bewildered

By , March 16, 2012 6:51 pm

I was shocked, confused, bewildered

As I entered Heaven’s door,

Not by the beauty of it all,

Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in

Who made me sputter and gasp–
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,

The alcoholics and the trash

There stood the kid from
seventh grade

Who swiped my lunch money twice.

Next to him was my old neighbor

Who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always

Was rotting away in hell,

Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,

Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus,
“What’s” the deal?

I would love to hear Your take.

How’d all these sinners get up here?

God must’ve made a mistake.

‘And why is everyone so

So somber – give me a clue.’

‘Hush, child,’ He said,

‘they’re all in shock.

No one thought they’d be seeing you.’


Remember…Just going to
church doesn’t make you a

Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Every saint has a

Every sinner has a FUTURE!

Life without God is like
an unsharpened pencil… It has no point!

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God has the answer

By , March 9, 2012 6:44 pm

Aking who did not believe in the goodness of God, had a slave who, in

all circumstances, said: My king, do not be discouraged, because

everything God does is perfect, no mistakes!

One day they went hunting and along the way a wild animal attacked the

king. His slave managed to kill the animal, but could not prevent his

majesty losing a finger. Furious and without showing his gratitude for

being saved, the nobleman said “Is God good? If He was good, I would not

have been attacked and lost my finger.”

The slave replied:

“My king, despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is

good, and he knows the “why” of all these things. What God does is

perfect. He is never wrong!” Outraged by the response, the king ordered

the arrest of his slave.

Later, he left for another hunting trip and was captured by savages who

made human sacrifices. On the altar, ready to sacrifice the nobleman,

the savages found that the victim had not one of his fingers, so he was

released. According to them, he was not so complete to be offered to the

gods. Upon his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his

slave whom he received very affectionately.

“My dear, God was really good to me! I was almost killed by the wild

men, but for the lack of a single finger, I was let go! But I have a

question: if God is so good, why did he allow me to put you in jail?”

“My King if I had gone with you on this hunt I would have been

sacrificed for you because I have no missing finger. Therefore, remember

everything God does is perfect. He is never wrong.”

Often we complain about life, and negative things that happen to us,

forgetting that nothing is random and that everything has a purpose.

Every morning, offer your day to God, don’t be in a rush.

Ask God to inspire your thoughts, guide your actions, and ease your

feelings. And do not be afraid. God is never wrong!

You know why this message is for you? I do not know, but God knows,

because he never makes mistakes…….

The path of God and his word is perfect, without impurities. He is the

way of all those who trust in Him, as he says in 2 Samuel 22: 31.

What you do with this message is up to you. May God put in your heart

the desire to send it to someone. God knows why He choose you to receive

this message. Please bless someone with it. God is never wrong!

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Just a little humor to brighten your day!

By , February 29, 2012 9:39 pm

Just a little humor to brighten your

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone
else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do
it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t
like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I
told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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