Bright side of bad days

By , September 1, 2010 6:14 pm

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a

really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs

my drink and gulps it down in one swig.“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as

I burst into tears.“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I

can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete

failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When

 

I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and

I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took

home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and

then my dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end

to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here

watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you ass hole, show

up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s

your day going?”

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