WALMART VS. THE MORONS

By , January 21, 2011 8:55 pm

WALMART VS. THE MORONS

 

 

Wal-Mart First:1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart , every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 in sales every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, it is now official you are ALL corrupt morons: Now for the Morons: 

A.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 235 years to get it right and it is broke.

B.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 75 years to get it right and it is broke.  C.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 72 years to get it right and it is broke.

D.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 46 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.

E.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 45 years to get it right and they are broke.

F.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 40 years to get it right and it is broke.

G.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 33 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure. You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars. AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??
Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our “duly elected’ (they never read anything)
 and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

 

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Church

By , January 17, 2011 6:41 pm

 

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. 
Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt
and boots that were worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn-out old hat and an
equally worn, dog-eared Bible.

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest
and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation
were all dressed with expensive clothes and fine jewelry. As the cowboy took a seat, the others
moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by
his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. “Before you come back in here again, 
have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church.” 
The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.
The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored.
The preacher approached the cowboy and said, “I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church.”

“I did,” replied the old cowboy.

“And what was his reply?” asked the preacher.

“Well, sir, God told me that he didn’t have a clue what I should wear here. He said he’d never been in this church.”

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Hard Times for 2011/2012

By , January 5, 2011 7:13 pm

timeline for the upcoming Depression; I now believe that it will start in early 2011. By the end of 2011 or early 2012 we will be in a full blown depression. Keep in mind that if the government was listing all unemployed in their “unemployed rate” unemployment is actually close to 20 per cent. This upcoming “Depression” will probably last until 2020 no matter what party is in power. The damage this Congress and President have done to our economy will not be repairable in four years. History teaches us that the Republicans rule during times of innovation and great economic upturns; the Democrats have normally ruled the country (with very few exceptions) during recessions, depressions and otherwise slow economic growth. After the “Great Depression” the Democrats controlled the House and the Senate for 40 years. This time history will NOT repeat itself because it is not Democrats in the Congress and the White House. What few REAL Democrats still in Congress have surrendered their vote and responsibility to the demands of the extreme radical progressives and the labor unions? The only question after the “mid-term elections” will be: did Congress bring down Obama or did Obama bring down the Democrats?I wrote the above on 10 August 2010, before the results of the mid-term elections. I will answer the above question; it is fairly obvious that it was congress under the leadership of Pelosi and the spineless Reid that brought down the Democrats. Since August of last year I have closely watched Wall Street and its wonderful numbers. Two thoughts here; at 10,000 it is only the number we reached in March of 1999 and with an actual unemployment rate about 20% there is still nothing substantive in the numbers at Wall Street. I would love nothing more than to be so wrong that everyone would laugh at me; however, I still stand behind everything I’ve written in my series “Then 1929 and Now 2009” the coming depression.

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