Just a little humor to brighten your day!

By , February 29, 2012 9:39 pm

Just a little humor to brighten your
day!

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried
chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone
else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of
PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it
again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do
it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t
like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I
told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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Get a Job

By , February 26, 2012 8:44 pm

Written by a 21 year old female:

 

“The
problems we face today are there because the people
who work
for a living are
outnumbered
by those who vote for a living”

Written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It’s her future she’s worried
about, and this is how she feels about the social welfare, big government state
that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in
her opinion.

This was published in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX

Put me in charge . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for
Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks
of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and
frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women Norplant
birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we’ll test recipients for
drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If
you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke, or get tats and piercings,
then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks?

You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair.

Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions
will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, thenget a job, and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week, or you
will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of
trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will
sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and
speakers and put that money toward the “common good..”

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the
above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules..

Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their
“self-esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and
lowered self-esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least
attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is
correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of
interest
. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you
are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

 

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