Just a little humor to brighten your day!

By , February 29, 2012 9:39 pm

Just a little humor to brighten your
day!

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried
chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone
else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of
PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the
principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it
again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do
it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t
like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I
told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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