Upside-down America

By , June 29, 2012 8:11 pm

 

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if…

A Muslim officer crying “Allah Akbar” while shooting up an army base is considered to have committed “Workplace Violence”, while an American citizen boasting a Tea Party bumper sticker is classified by the Secretary of Homeland Security as a “Domestic Terrorist”.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You can get arrested for expired tags on your car, but not for being in the country illegally.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… A seven year-old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher “pretty” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectl acceptable.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of “underprivileged” drug addicts are left to rot in filth-infested
cesspools.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the “State’s” dime while never being held responsible for their own choices.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with cell phones, EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… The government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks to not work.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the U.S. Constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines in the media.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You pay your mortgage faithfully, while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage, buys iphones, big screen TVs and new cars, and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage with your tax dollars.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Your government can add anything it wants to your kid’s water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.), but you are not supposed to give them whole milk.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe”.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… You have to have your parents’ signature to go on a school field trip, but not to get an abortion.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if… An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA, but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

Unfortunately, this list could go on and on. Our world has been
turned upside-down.

 

What has happened to common sense?

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An old man, a boy & a donkey

By , June 26, 2012 4:45 pm

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people
who remarked “What a shame the old man is walking and the boy is riding.”

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later they passed some people who remarked “What a shame…. he makes that
little boy walk.”

So they then decided they’d both walk!

Soon they passed some more people
who remarked “They’re really stupid to walk
when they have a decent donkey to ride.”


So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying “How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.”

The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone,

you might as well… Kiss your ass goodbye!

Have A Nice Day

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Chicken plucker

By , June 26, 2012 4:21 pm

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This is awesome! How Great is our God!!!

By , June 11, 2012 2:56 pm

 

This is awesome!  How  Great is our God!!!

Our Creator and Redeemer . . . and do we THINK about it ??? God’s accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs.. . . . .

For example:

-the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;

-those of the canary in 14 days;

-those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;

-The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;

-those of the mallard in 35 days;

-The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.

(Notice, they are all divisible by seven, the number of days in a week!)

God’s wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant.
The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same
direction. No other quadruped is so made.
God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to
live on two legs. For this reason He gave
it four fulcrums so that it can rise rom the ground easily.

The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first.
A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first.
How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation!

God’s wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of
sections and segments, as well as in the number
of grains.

-Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind.

-Each orange has an even number of segments.

-Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.

-Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.

-Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and
each row decreases by one, so that one row has an
even number and the next row an odd number.

-The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute
in all kinds of weather.

All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks,
and the Lord specified thirty fold, sixty fold, and a hundred fold
all even numbers.

God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day. Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory  containing the right
kind of soil, moisture and temperature,  he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed!

The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way  for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life. If you try to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a
failure. Only the One Who made the brain and the heart can successfully  guide them to a profitable end.

The  Bible

When  you carry “the Bible”, Satan has a headache,
when you open it, he collapses,

when he sees you  reading it, he loses
his strength, AND when you stand on the Word of God,

Satan can’t hurt  you!  And did you also know…

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